on Apr 13th 2011 6:30PM
A dramatic reinterpretation: Activision CEO Bobby Kotick: But we killed the Guitar Hero franchise.
Miracle Max: Ooh-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. Guitar Hero is only mostly dead, which means it's slightly alive. See, mostly dead I can work with. Even your own veep Dan Winters just said the franchise was only "on hiatus -- we're not ending it."
Kotick: But we disbanded the Guitar Hero business unit!
Miracle Max: Didn't you hear me? Slightly alive. Now, all dead? Well, if Guitar Hero was all dead there's usually only one thing that you can do ...
Kotick: What's that?
Miracle Max: Go through its catalog of unreleased DLC and gather up the loose change.
New Guitar Hero Music Library additions:
"Lifelong Dayshift" – Middle Class Rut ($1.99)"New Low" – Middle Class Rut ($1.99)"Sad To Know" – Middle Class Rut ($1.99)"Middle Class Rut Track Pack" ($5.49)"Savor The Kill" – Darkest Hour ($1.99)"Beyond The Life You Know" – Darkest Hour ($1.99)"Doomsayer" – Darkest Hour ($1.99)"Darkest Hour Track Pack" ($5.49)"Hey Superstar" – Madina Lake ($1.99)"Ignorance" – Paramore ($1.99)"Across 5 Oceans" – Madina Lake ($1.99)"That's What You Get" – Paramore ($1.99)"Emo Edge Track Pack" ($7.49)
[Image credit: MGM; source: Netflix Move Fans]
